It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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