i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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