doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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