I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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