She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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