Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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