No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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