The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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