Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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