Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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