Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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