she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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