so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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