Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
