and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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