You're so nebulous sometimes
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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