her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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