yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
the liver wants what the liver wants
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
