I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Someone shit on the floor
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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