How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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