when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My vagina is very pro this idea
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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