The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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