How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
