the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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