Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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