You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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