I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
