I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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