Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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