last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm at about main and main street
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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