just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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