Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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