i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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