He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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