Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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