I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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