So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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