I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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