I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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