I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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