am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Im part way to drunk.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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