The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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