I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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