plz talk dirty to me
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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