Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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