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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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