I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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