So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
