Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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