3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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