we made out on top of his cat.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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